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The Egyptians Viewed Cats As Little Cute Furry GODS

The Egyptians thought cats were little gods. Moderns think they are interdimensional beings. They are the only other animal with vertical slit eyes like reptilians. In favor of their position in the cosmic scheme is their relation to human parasites. Parasites change our behavior. Toxoplasmosis is 6x more prevalent in Schizophrenics than non. 40M Americans have toxoplasmosis in the brain. (CDC) data. And Toxoplasmosis cannot stay in existence unless it breeds in cats. The parasite will get into mouse brains and the mouse will lose the fear of cat scent. Chomp digest infest poop repeat.  I’m telling you cats are on this planet to possess us—part of the alien takeover. They are masters of the VRIL.  “Slippers  first then take the brain!”