I'm Not Going To Speculate What, When, Where, How, or Who I'll Just Sit Back And Wait

 

THE US SPACE FORCE, GALACTIC FEDERATION AND SPACEX HAVE RELEASED THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT:

TO THE CITIZENS OF THE USA AND SURROUNDING CONTINENTS, WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO LEARN WILL NOT ONLY SHOCK YOU BUT WILL CHANGE YOUR ENTIRE LIFE AS YOU KNOW IT FOREVER.

PLEASE DO NOT PANIC.